A question that plagues

After brushing teeth Bro came downstairs and asked concerned, "Will licking a Clorox wipe kill you?" Turns out there was an 'accident' in art that resulted in him licking a Clorox wipe and apparently he's been concerned about his imminent death all day. We assured him all was well while trying without laughing too hard to understand how licking anything on accident can happen. Must be a fifth grade thing.