The dancefloor

He was gonna show Sis how it was done but then Bro realized, "My sugar just wore off. I don't want to dance anymore"

Better results

Said sis to Aunt Jes about her new suction bow and arrow: this may sound gross but you gotta lick it to stick it.

A question that plagues

After brushing teeth Bro came downstairs and asked concerned, "Will licking a Clorox wipe kill you?" Turns out there was an 'accident' in art that resulted in him licking a Clorox wipe and apparently he's been concerned about his imminent death all day. We assured him all was well while trying without laughing too hard to understand how licking anything on accident can happen. Must be a fifth grade thing.