Yak meat

"Yak meat is a kuhdelissy" sis told me just now. Huh? "Yeah it is a KA-DEL-IZ-SEE". Oh. "Oh okay a delicacy?"
"Yeah that. It's fancy and people pay a lot to eat it even if it's gross. A kihdelissy, you know".

Bold

Sis said to dad she didn't want him to be bold. She's worried he will look too much like her friend's dad. Apparently bold means not having hair.

Just plain

Sis said she'd just have her waffles plain, "Just syrup please. That's fine. Syrup, chocolate chips, and whipped cream."

Save the dog

The evening typically deteriorates into some version or sword fighting or wrestling. Tonight, particularly worried about our four foot friend, Sis declares, "Dad come get Dallas. We are going to be whacking, whacking, whacking, and we don't want her to get hurt."

Almost but let's hope not for smelly underarms

Sis: Oh, dad, you are putting on your ordorant.

All in vain

Trying to reward good behavior we suggested a reward system. After hearing our ideas for rewards, Brother simply stated, "No those are all things I can just sweet talk you into anyway."  Sis just shrugged and said, "Yeah, he totally can."  Parent motivation = fail.