The dancefloor

He was gonna show Sis how it was done but then Bro realized, "My sugar just wore off. I don't want to dance anymore"

Better results

Said sis to Aunt Jes about her new suction bow and arrow: this may sound gross but you gotta lick it to stick it.

A question that plagues

After brushing teeth Bro came downstairs and asked concerned, "Will licking a Clorox wipe kill you?" Turns out there was an 'accident' in art that resulted in him licking a Clorox wipe and apparently he's been concerned about his imminent death all day. We assured him all was well while trying without laughing too hard to understand how licking anything on accident can happen. Must be a fifth grade thing.

Scarves

Sis today said, "What's that? A blanket for your neck?"

Ouch!

Started the day with a bloody nose, which was a result of overzealous wrestling. "That's the first time she beat me up. I didn't know she was that strong," bro told me as I got an ice pack. Poor sis was such a wreck. Took longer to help calm her down than the injured player.

Trick or treat

Driving to trick or treat spot and playing 20 questions to guess a candy. Lovin my fam!

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White tail

Brother asked why do deer have tails?
Sis knew. She said, "To cover their butts!"

Gotta have a fight to have a winner

Sis on the way to the tball field tonight where her team and a pink team gathered: oh we must be fighting pink tonight!

Fear

Sis said she is "afierced" of everything. We said brother was afraid of being late. His response? "Yeah that'll kill me".

KC Royals

Another Royals fan was born over the weekend. It's not their baseball prowess or home town support, simply the fact they have a "tiara" on the stadium. Sis thought the gold crown was about the coolest architectural feature ever!

Milk

Bro: what do you mean it's only 2% milk? Isn't it 100% milk?

Super important

When asked how she spends her time sis said she spends much of it thinking about unicorns.

Chicken thang

Watching men's moguls in the Olympics sis asked why they all do that "chicken thing" at the end of the run. After some prodding I got her to explain she thought it looked like in water skiing when you lean over and make the water rush up. She had the right animal at least as I can see how stopping at the end of the run makes snow spray like a "rooster tail"! Hence her memory of the "chicken thangie" and her insistence I should know exactly what she meant, "You know this mom. Come on! Dad does it. Bill does. You know the thing with the chicken with the thing."

Learning to Read

Sis is in that fun stage of reading where discovering a word lights up her face. I handed her a receipt and suggested she find where it said, "Thank you." She asked me if a word - the right word - was "Thank". I affirmed, asking her what was next. "Well it much be cue!"

Desert scenes

Bro on SW driving: New Mexico is just a bunch of grassy stuff and cliffs. You can take a nap and wake up and it looks exactly the same.