On death: Unsatisfied with just "laying straight in 1 place" when buried Sis said she wants to be put in a hotel b/c "then at least you get a bed and a lamp"

Sis says: open up sesame

Brother disappeared under the blanket, to which Sis says,"He just-appeared!"

Dad was checking the oil and Brother asked, "Why is the front trunk open?"

Sis's version of chocolate and vanilla: trahcolate and banilla.

Love that Diz-uh-nee World is four syllables.

Girls, boys and Superman

Sis: Sleeping Beauty is a girl AND I'M a girl! We are girls and princesses.
Mom: can a boy be a princess too?
Sis: If a boy is princess then he's just Superman.

Exciting Stuff

Sis says: The princesses want to eat breakfast with me?! I am going to be so asided!!!

Brother About Disney:
Mom, I love you so much. Thank you for bringing us to Disneyworld. I am excited now like I should have been when you first told me.

"I think my sister is gonna grow up to be a famous opera singer!"

Sister said to mommy, "You live in my heart."

Lost power for a second tonight. Sis said the house ran out of batteries!

"I'm here!"

Well that is what everyone says when they walk into a room now isn't it?  She's said it everywhere, loud and proud...Nana and grandpa's hotel room, the house after being outside, election watch parties, my office, a camp site, Jeanne's, Rhonda's office....

Funny comments

Sis looking at a picture of Jeff and Terri: "It's Open Jeff and Aunt Terri!"
Brother to sis about Khera's wedding: "You're the Flower Girl and I'm the Ring Barreler"
Sis when I put in my contacts: "Yeah, you better get those eyetacts on so you can see."
Sis after about something that had apparently disappeared: "I don't know where it is, it just appeared."

Sword Fight

This morning sis hit dad with a play sword. Dad said, "It's not nice to poke." Sis replied, "I didn't poke you, I stabbed you."  Well in that case, carry on.

Sister after nap said, "I got awake mommy."

Brother has recently learned breast stroke in swimming, but "It's not hard," he said, "you just breathe. That's why it's called the breath stroke."

Brother while building a project :"it needs more wipdth". (I had just told him about height, width and DEPTH. Guess that last one was lost in translation)

Going to a "rez-muh-rahnt"

Mom: is that a place we eat dinner?
Sis: No! That's where we eat chips!

Brother: Ahh man I just wasted all my thinking time. Mom: what? B: when I'm in the car, I think. Like about my lego plans, but I missed my time today!

Sister on being 2 or 2 and 1/2: Mom, I am still growing. I'm just not done yet.

Brother on MLK: He's the guy who changed the law so black people can sit at the front of the bus. That's why I don't have to go to school.