The lines in paradise

Sis the night we arrived and walked down to the water:

"I love the feel of sand on my toes!" And "this is the best night ever"

Bro the next night: "I just found a shell on my butt"

Sis singing: "there's no sad days in Florida. It resists" 

Ice cream war

Actually really happening at my house right now: there is ice cream and a full slate of fantastic toppings (like legit Oreo and butterfinger and peanut and fudge left over from a party). No one is eating it because both siblings refuse to dish it for the other and know if they dish it for themselves that this small courtesy is expected. This level of stubborn is kind of impressive.