Sis (from the back seat): I'm just crying back here because my eyes are open in the vents. It's weird. My right face cries before than my left face.
Mom: what?
Sis: no it's true when I cry my right face cries first and more. Always. It just does.
Mom: ok. So your right face and left face have different reactions? How did you figure this out exactly?
Bro: you know she cries herself to sleep on the daily.
Wet eyes, dry humor.