"There isn't any blood or anything and no one's really hurt. The sliding door is just broken, well not exactly like broken like shattered or in a pieces, there's not glass or anything. It's just not where it should be. It kind of seems like a big deal but really no one is hurt and it may not be that hard to fix. Because it's just not right. It's not broke broke, like really broken, it's just not fixed any more. OK so that's it. I just didn't want you to freak out."
Wondering what happened: barn doors on master closet were off the track after a kid ran into them. Why are we playing in the master closet? Hide and go seek. Kid view: "there are some of the sweetest spots in the house in there." And "no one really goes in the mom and dad room. Our house is one of the only ones you can." Door is fixed. All good and no blood indeed.
