Race came up over dinner. Sis listened then said, "Wait, wait, wait a second. I cannot be white because I am tan. Look at my arm. That is not right. I am tan"

Bad weather today. When I got home Sis asked, "Mom did you survive the hay storm?"

We had brats with fixings last night for dinner. Sis proclaimed, "I really like that sourcrotch." and indeed she ate two helpings of sourkraut.

Sis said this morning she can't wait for "the fourth and July"!!

It had been a few days since he'd shaved when Sis asked dad if he was growing a mustache on his chin.

We have a layover in NYC. Brother asked if we'd see the Berlin bridge.

Sis: I ate a Mayfly leg today. Brother said they tasted like strawberries!

After bath sis said, "Get me a towel or I'll be whole naked."

Noah keeps noting that "this is the very first time my feet have ever walked in this place". Me too.

On death: Unsatisfied with just "laying straight in 1 place" when buried Sis said she wants to be put in a hotel b/c "then at least you get a bed and a lamp"

Sis says: open up sesame

Brother disappeared under the blanket, to which Sis says,"He just-appeared!"

Dad was checking the oil and Brother asked, "Why is the front trunk open?"

Sis's version of chocolate and vanilla: trahcolate and banilla.

Love that Diz-uh-nee World is four syllables.